Coffee

something everyone needs to survive

someone: want some coffee
fellow person: YES

by person being stupid November 9, 2020

crotch coffee

when you're driving down the road and you happen to notice that in the car next to you the driver is holding his/her coffee in their crotch.

Danny:Oh my god! Adria look it's crotch coffee!
Adria:HAHAHAH I'd hurt if he got into a head on collision.

by AJSKGJosiewtff April 16, 2008

Coffee > Tea

Coffee is better than Tea. I like both drinks but, Coffee is better. Usually Americans drink more Coffee. Usually Britains drink more Tea. So, Coffee > Tea is just like saying America > Europe. Both are true. USA U!S!A! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!

Coffee > Tea CORRECT
Tea > Coffee INCORRECT

by Best User On Urban Dictionary October 11, 2025

Coffee for you

coffee for you is like saying “ you want a cookie?”

Kalli : pet fish drowned what imma do😢
Sam: ion care mf coffee for you😭‼️

by wockminaj July 6, 2023

degaf coffee

saying to describe a state of not caring anymore (DGAF)

"I can't bring myself to study for finals, I've drunk too much degaf coffee"

by stels3 June 15, 2025

coffee-and-couch phase

A slang expression describing the moment you find yourself drinking the same black coffee as your dad, marking the realization that you’re now considered "old", especially when still living at parents' home past your 23rd birthday. It highlights the irony of being too old for youthful independence while still in a transitional phase.

I took a sip of that bitter black coffee and suddenly felt like I was 30, still living with my parents at 23. Guess I’ve officially hit the coffee-and-couch phase!

by Emotional Cruiser August 9, 2025

Coffee Jungle

A midnight snack including cheese, crackers, jam, and olives.
(This is Kev-wan's word)

Jacob: Yo, Kev-wan, let's go get hooked up wit dat coffee jungle shit!
Kev-wan: Hell yeah, nigga, cheese please bobakanoosh!

by Jonny Twotime November 9, 2007