describing the union between two individuals under the influence. the individuals must act married every time drunk, otherwise would be in violation of section 23498023 of the constitution, stating that drunk-marriage is legally binding and failure to act accordingly is punishable by drunken-name calling. In drunken-marriages with one male and one female, the male must pay for drinks for the female while under the influence, but is not obligated to when sober. the female is required by law to not be a bitch while under the influence, but by all means has the right to while sober.
oh yeah, the female must put-out.
oh yeah, the female must put-out.
Dan- "Why is Jackie being such a bitch tonight to Dave?"
Steve- "Dude, they're drunk-married, she has to act that way"
Steve- "Dude, they're drunk-married, she has to act that way"
by Lakattack0 December 21, 2008
Get the drunk-married mug.1: oh man I was trashed last night, even woke up drunk this morning
2: really? You didn't seem it
1: that's cause I'm an excellent English drunk
2: really? You didn't seem it
1: that's cause I'm an excellent English drunk
by Anon123124 December 7, 2013
Get the english drunk mug.A state of pure annoyingness that is reached after you have drank so much milk that everyone around you has to comment on it. Usually happens after three or four glasses of 2% milk.
Vicky: Golly, yesterday Emmanuel drank a whole 2L pint of milk by himself, I couldn't stand him anymore!
Jules: I know, he gets so annoying when he's milk drunk, smh.
No one:
Renaud: As-tu vu, Amir ont leur propre marque de pita!
Jules: I know, he gets so annoying when he's milk drunk, smh.
No one:
Renaud: As-tu vu, Amir ont leur propre marque de pita!
by str8alpha May 31, 2019
Get the milk drunk mug.Beware of drunk homosexuals, they may commit hate crimes. Drunk homosexuals will eat the rich and plan world domination, although they don't have to be drunk to do that.
by Arson Committer October 24, 2020
Get the Drunk Homosexual mug.Consuming anything with a caloric content that contains 0% alcohol while enjoying a nice buzz causing oneself to become sober and as such "Drunk in Reverse"
Well I had a good buzz going but then SOMEONE decided to get pizza and all those carbs got me drunk in reverse. I am so full I can't fit any more beer in my stomach and I'm starting to get the horribles. I need a stiff drink stat.
by MaxCage June 28, 2013
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Earning a winning streak of any bar or parlor games after a few cans/bottles of alcohol and feeling very buzzed.
Earning a winning streak of any bar or parlor games after a few cans/bottles of alcohol and feeling very buzzed.
Gazza : Jeez, Soles is winning 7 billiard games and is still drunk?
Stogey : Yep, Pretty much.
Gazza : Wow, talk about Drunk Luck.
Stogey : Yep, Pretty much.
Gazza : Wow, talk about Drunk Luck.
by MSoles7 July 25, 2011
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Man I got so wasted last night my garage sale turned into a drunk sale this morning. I think I just sold my TV for a dollar.
by FratDrunk October 29, 2011
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