wet a ting

Wet a ting is lubing up a guys dick before you sit on it and make him explode inside your uterus or anus

Wow guys I had to wet a ting before I let him pound me

by Catsandpigeons March 12, 2017

wet bbq

That time when you shave your pubes, but the party turned out to be a complete let down.

After all this effort I hope it isn't going to turn out as a wet bbq.

by DavidJones97 August 12, 2016

wet smashy

To take an unbelievably long shower cause you were busy masturbating.

Ross took forever in the shower and left his boys in the kitchen waiting to drink beer with him cause he was going at it hard in the shower giving himself a mean wet smashy

by X3697bo May 31, 2016

Wet cookie

The literal English translation of Limb Bizkit.

“Last night my friends and I set a Guinness world record while listening to ‘Nookie’ by Wet Cookie”

"La nuit dernière mes amis et moi avons établi un record du monde Guinness en écoutant 'Nookie' par Wet Cookie"

by Jordanmill_ January 17, 2018

wet curdle

A highly addictive and dangerous drug consisting

Two lines of cocaine
Three ml of NyQuil

1 shot of ever-clear
4 ounces of cough syrup
Boiled at 200 degrees
3 oz of peyote cacti shavings
1 oz of chloroform

Cannibis indica
Mixed with two pounds of cake badder

And 24 oz of sweet Mexican black tar heroine

Redd:Dude Travis OD’d on wet curdle
Jared: damn the way he would’ve wanted
Jackson:he was kang

by Ryazaki Redd January 18, 2018

Wet Second

An extended period of time usually when you're bored off your tree

Oisin: Did it take you long to bust a load last night?

Brendan: Yea, I lasted a wet second

by Wet second January 29, 2018

wet millie

When one shits on ones finger with the wetest of shits and uses said finger to administer a wet Willie to some ones ear hole.

I gave my girlfriend a wet millie after I took a very watery shit.

by Fartphrodite January 30, 2018