im gonna touch u

If u say "im gonna touch u" to a little kid youll get arrested but if u say it to ur sibling it wont matter bc its all fun in games unless u mean it... u wouldnt mean it right...?

Person1 "Im gonna touch u😈"
Person2 "lol u wont "
Person3 adult(im gonna touch u)
Person4kid(oh no!)
Person5 "STOP RIGHT THERE U FUCKER IM GONNA BEAT UR ASS"
Person3 adult"oh shit i was just joking"

by Oldhagtouchesgyats March 6, 2024

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can i touch that bodonkadonk fool?

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

can I touch that bodonkadonk fool?
Human: "yo buddy, can I touch that bodonkadonk fool"?
Dog: "bark" "bite"
Human:"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

by doughboi 2006 April 13, 2021

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Touch

To feel a person

All over and give them the chills or to fuck that bitch up in a fight

I touched that mother fucker all up in a fight

by I'm a chicken sandwiches May 12, 2022

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Puppy Touch

To touch, caress, etc. something soft as you would a puppy.

"His hair looks so soft, I want to Puppy Touch it"
"Wow, look at that blanket, I just Puppy Touched it and it was fantastic"

by pupl0ver234 February 22, 2010

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skank touched

When one of those really skanky girls that you no touches you and you just all of a sudden feel really dirty.

OMG! I was standin in the hall today, when all of a sudden Lanie walked by and touched my arm! I felt so skank touched i had to go and wash it off right away!

by Georgia August 21, 2003

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Slang for herpes. Nurses and medical personnel can assess your infection status even through social media.

Nick : You will never feel the touch of a woman.
Joe : Yes doctor, I always use protections.

Christine : You have never felt the touch of a woman.
Jonas : Well, you clearly haven't felt the touch of a good doctor either, because that burn needs some serious ointment !

by Rey Marsh April 5, 2024

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