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Marshmallow Johnson

a male who is known for suffering from Limp-Dick syndrome
Girl #1: Hey lady, howd'it go with that guy you hooked up with the other night?
Girl #2: Oh you mean Marshmallow Johnson? I got the hell out of there after 3 hours . Couldn't watch the kid embarrass himself any longer.
by RedXSadist April 12, 2019
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Concrete Johnson

Hard penis.
Also, punk bans from Tampa
My girlfriend rubbed my concrete johnson last night.
Did you see Concrete Johnson last night? They fucking rocked.
by Alex Engel August 19, 2013
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Fat Johnson

Big pp moment ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘โ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿค‘โ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿค‘โ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿค‘โ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿค‘โ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿค‘โ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’”โ™ฅ๏ธโœ…โ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿบ
Fat Johnson man: egdes

Person 2: what a fat Johnson ong ong
by Fat Johnson June 9, 2024
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Alyssa Noel Johnson

Wow wow wow how to describe an Alyssa Noel Johnson....What. A. HOTTIE. A woman of impeccable taste whether itโ€™s in hot cartoon tigers or real life men (hint Ross lynch hit her up babeyyy hint). Anyone knows that an Alyssa Noel Johnson will rock your world. She can do the WAP better than you but she doesnโ€™t want to show you right now...or ever. Obsessed with Willy Wonka thirst traps and hates southerners. Stay in the south yโ€™all, she doesnโ€™t want you. Or your grit.
โ€œWhereโ€™s my meaut?โ€
โ€œOh you mean Alyssa Noel Johnson!โ€
by SweetTeaMe September 17, 2020
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trumaine johnson

A football cornerback for the Rams, nicknamed the goat. legend has it he picks off any pass within 12 miles of him.
Damn, Trumaine Johnson just picked off my pass.
by Mojopowell February 18, 2018
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Skibidi Johnson

A "Skibidi Johnson" is ones way of referring to their or another's penis in a more joking, or satire matter.
Person 1: "Teacher! He's touching my Skibidi Johnson"

Person 2: "No I am not!"
by BigPapaSnail November 24, 2023
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Bobby Johnson

A loosely defined cocktail emerging on the west coast. A Bobby Johnsonโ€™s ingredients are made to order at the request of whatever the consumer feels like drinking at any given moment.
Patron: Iโ€™ll have a Bobby Johnson, please.

Bartender: .... (wears a look of confident hesitancy)

Patron: yea thatโ€™s a whiteclaw, whiskey, and lime on the rocks.

Bartender: of course, thatโ€™ll be $5
by B. Johnson August 28, 2019
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