Girl #1: Hey lady, howd'it go with that guy you hooked up with the other night?
Girl #2: Oh you mean Marshmallow Johnson? I got the hell out of there after 3 hours . Couldn't watch the kid embarrass himself any longer.
Girl #2: Oh you mean Marshmallow Johnson? I got the hell out of there after 3 hours . Couldn't watch the kid embarrass himself any longer.
by RedXSadist April 12, 2019

My girlfriend rubbed my concrete johnson last night.
Did you see Concrete Johnson last night? They fucking rocked.
Did you see Concrete Johnson last night? They fucking rocked.
by Alex Engel August 19, 2013

Big pp moment ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ญ๐ฑ๐ญ๐ฑ๐ญ๐ฑ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฑ๐ญ๐ฑ๐ญ๐ฑ๐ญ๐ฑ๐ญ๐ฑ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฑ๐ค๐คโน๏ธ๐คโน๏ธ๐คโน๏ธ๐คโน๏ธ๐คโน๏ธ๐คโน๏ธ๐ค๐ฑ๐ค๐ฑ๐ค๐ฑ๐ค๐ฑ๐ค๐ฑ๐ค๐ฑ๐๐ค๐๐ค๐๐ค๐๐ค๐๐ค๐๐ค๐ป๐ค๐ป๐ค๐ค๐ป๐ฐ๐ป๐ฐ๐ป๐ค๐ผ๐ค๐ผ๐ฐ๐ผ๐ผ๐ฅณ๐ผ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐โฅ๏ธโ
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by Fat Johnson June 9, 2024

Wow wow wow how to describe an Alyssa Noel Johnson....What. A. HOTTIE. A woman of impeccable taste whether itโs in hot cartoon tigers or real life men (hint Ross lynch hit her up babeyyy hint). Anyone knows that an Alyssa Noel Johnson will rock your world. She can do the WAP better than you but she doesnโt want to show you right now...or ever. Obsessed with Willy Wonka thirst traps and hates southerners. Stay in the south yโall, she doesnโt want you. Or your grit.
by SweetTeaMe September 17, 2020

A football cornerback for the Rams, nicknamed the goat. legend has it he picks off any pass within 12 miles of him.
by Mojopowell February 18, 2018

A "Skibidi Johnson" is ones way of referring to their or another's penis in a more joking, or satire matter.
by BigPapaSnail November 24, 2023

A loosely defined cocktail emerging on the west coast. A Bobby Johnsonโs ingredients are made to order at the request of whatever the consumer feels like drinking at any given moment.
Patron: Iโll have a Bobby Johnson, please.
Bartender: .... (wears a look of confident hesitancy)
Patron: yea thatโs a whiteclaw, whiskey, and lime on the rocks.
Bartender: of course, thatโll be $5
Bartender: .... (wears a look of confident hesitancy)
Patron: yea thatโs a whiteclaw, whiskey, and lime on the rocks.
Bartender: of course, thatโll be $5
by B. Johnson August 28, 2019
