To perform a slight error that unwittingly caused horrible, catastrophic level events
reference to: the widely-believed myth that AIDS began after someone fucked a monkey, caught the disease and then spread it through mankind.
reference to: the widely-believed myth that AIDS began after someone fucked a monkey, caught the disease and then spread it through mankind.
A: "so I was writing a dirty email to my girl and accidentally sent it to my boss, her husband found it on her phone, thought she was cheating, and killed her and himself, now the company is folding and 400 people are without work and since this is a private hospital it's leaving 1000 patients without care....."
B: "dude, you fucked the monkey"
B: "dude, you fucked the monkey"
by Dyrk Diggler April 1, 2011
Get the Fucked The Monkeymug. Violent act done with a skateboard, usually by a skater.
The individual holds the skateboard and hits something with the axel, which is called a truck. If done right, it can hurt.
The individual holds the skateboard and hits something with the axel, which is called a truck. If done right, it can hurt.
Jimmy: So what happened with you and that rent a cop
Clint: Well i was going to give him the street crunch but i just truck fucked him in the teeth when he was down.
Clint: Well i was going to give him the street crunch but i just truck fucked him in the teeth when he was down.
by csection March 10, 2007
Get the truck fuckmug. Laidies, please stop posting fake status updates that are obviously directed at one person and yet are supposed to solicit or sypathy give a fuckness.
Ex: Wow, thanks A LOT for that thing that you did, im NEVER talking to you again!!!
Give a fuckness level: 0
Ex: Brad told me all about that thing that you did at summer camp, wow skank much!
Thats great for who ever your talking about did something somewhere and this "Brad" guy told you about it but honestly, no one on your friends list gives a fuck
Ex: Wow, thanks A LOT for that thing that you did, im NEVER talking to you again!!!
Give a fuckness level: 0
Ex: Brad told me all about that thing that you did at summer camp, wow skank much!
Thats great for who ever your talking about did something somewhere and this "Brad" guy told you about it but honestly, no one on your friends list gives a fuck
by Makc nosrem June 21, 2012
Get the Give a fucknessmug. Tim: Why the fuck did you eat my sandwich?
Matt: Because I want to!
Tom: Fuck you bitch!
Matt: Shut the fuck up!
Tom: I hate you!
Matt: I don't give a fucking little shit!
Matt: Because I want to!
Tom: Fuck you bitch!
Matt: Shut the fuck up!
Tom: I hate you!
Matt: I don't give a fucking little shit!
by DOGMAN_5676 May 23, 2020
Get the Fuckmug. by Daddy Ric February 5, 2010
Get the Fuckmug. 
