Chair-jacked

To get out of your chair and walk away to do something and come back and someone is in/has taken your chair.

Dude, what the heck I walked away to go get a drink of water and you chair-jacked me.

by Nate Kampe January 23, 2009

jack macguire

a weeaboo bastard

that guy is such a jack macguire

by @my_inner_hollow September 1, 2017

jack manifold

the man

theres a jack manifold stan over there
ew
rude

by canigeta_whoppa August 8, 2021

Jack Colorful

Drug dealing lumberjack who hangs out in front of elementary schools beating up kids

i just got one punched by jack colorful

by trtw June 2, 2010

Jack Sparrow

There should be a "captain" in there somewhere.

(after being addressed as "Jack Sparrow" by a British noble)
Jack Sparrow: There should be a "captain" in there somewhere.

by iqwb June 20, 2013

Jack Murphy

A man that loves merkins

Jack Murphy you look like a merkin!

by Gotak December 23, 2021

Jack Avery

Whitney Garcias daddy. he is a damn fucking snack and can choke me all he wants

Jack Avery is a fucking daddy

by Deepthroatingjackramen June 14, 2019