Texas Baby Shower

When your having sex with a girl and right before you blow your load off into her pull out and shoot it into a fan and jizz splatters everywhere. This was thuogh up by and originally posted by me ...... Tim Davis from Texas

me and your mom threw a Texas Baby Shower last night

by Texas Tim Davis March 24, 2009

texas taint tickler

When a person tickles the taint with their tongue in a circular motion.

Sally pulled a Texas Taint Tickler on Jim last night.

by Jay Blain June 19, 2006

Texas Reverse Piss

Texas Reverse Piss: The act of stretching one's penis around their waist in order to piss behind themselves. This is a maneuver typically only achievable by those with a larger than average penis.

Joshua: Did you see Adam pull off that Texas Reverse Piss?

Wesley: That dude standing behind him didn't see it coming!

by Monster55 July 27, 2011

Texas Spine-Buster

While on a bed, go into a standing 69 with your partner, then proceed to powerbomb her off the bed onto the floor, usually severing the spine.

We were in a standing 69, so I gave the bitch a Texas Spine-Buster

by Senor Bitchwak August 6, 2006

The Texas Wet Dog

1. Originated in Texas, The Texas Wet Dog, is a common sexual maneuver in which a man first performs the pull and pray method during vaginal sex and then commences to bust his nut. A dog, (preferably fuzzy, small and hand held) sits on standby near the area of occurrence, and is used as a means of cleaning up the man's love juice.

2. Other forms include the Texas Dirty Dog, where soon after anal sex, the dog (preferably a German Shepherd) cleans up the excess fecal matter.

John: Want to get your suck on?
Shandra: Yeah! But I'm not sure about the cleanup...
John: No worries, we have Rover for the Texas Wet Dog!

by Connor Blake Simons June 6, 2009

Texas Lint Roller

A Texas Lint Roller is a homo sexual act where a man licks the long hairs around another man's anus so hard they rip off like a lint roller.

"I heard Bobby gives a mean Texas Lint Roller"

"Tim is a pro Texas Lint Roller for only his 3rd try"

by noQ_Q October 13, 2009

Royse City, Texas

Best known as Royse Shitty. A city full of fake people. EVERYBODY in that city is fake. A city where everyone thinks they're cool just because they smoke weed. Where all the girls keep their legs open 24/7. Like a fucking Motel 6. A city where all the guys THINK they're pimps and gangter. When actually they're just making themselfs look stupid. And thats it, Royse City. A place that needs to burn in Hell.

Royse City, Texas

by yourfavoriteguydude April 11, 2011