Turdas touch

The anithesis of the legendary touch of King Midas whereby everything he touched turned to gold.

Fuck me, everything i touch just turns to shit. I've got the Turdas touch.

by anonymous September 15, 2025

Gay Touch

The Gay Touch is similar to The Cheese Touch but instead of touching someone to get rid of it you must kiss someone to get rid of it.

Boy 1: Gay Touch
Boy 2: whats that
Boy 1: I'll explain

Boy 1:*kiss*
Boy 2: oh, I understand now

by LizardLuness April 29, 2022

Green Touch Landscaping

Easily the best lawn service in Warner Robins, Bonaire, Kathleen, and Perry.

Hey Nathan, your yard really looks like shit! You should of hired Green Touch Landscaping they take great care of my yard

by LawnMaster January 18, 2021

Sun Touched One

Black

Linni: "you must be a sun touched one."
Black Gandolf: "wha..."

by Lagcasist April 8, 2025

Senior Touch

Anything a senior joins in on, others will follow.

Josh decided to help me paint my mural and now everyone else is helping too, he has the senior touch.

by Angellll.0x June 10, 2022

Knees touching view

The view you get when butt fucking a girl and she's not to sure she likes it so she puts her knees together but it changes nothing. Also The trick instagram and youtube chicks do when taking picture of their asses so their thighs are not touching.

That instagram chick does'nt look like she would enjoy anal. She always using the knees touching view on her ass pics

by TheSurveyor November 28, 2020

touching my butts

a midwestern phrase for making toast with the end slices of a loaf of bread (the butt slices).

hey man, do you want some breakfast? i was about to go touching my butts (midwestern phrase).

by rredrocket April 11, 2025