Robert Silva

short dark haired fool with poofy hair.

That boy Robert Silva is a real doo doo head.

by Roberto Silva June 22, 2021

Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson is the hottest man alive.
He's also Mar's husband and the most adorable , amazing , hottest , smexiest , sexiest , funniest , finest , bestest hottie !!

Omg look at that picture of Robert Pattinson , he looks so hot !

by marurmom November 20, 2021

Roberted

To have a big nose, be a cheater, be ugly, be mean, to have multiple guns, and to be scary.

He is so roberted, he has a really big gun!

by Lalalalalalalaalalalalalalalal June 6, 2023

Robert On Popcorn

Robert On Popcorn is a person named Robert who is on your popcorn.

Joe: dude, look at Robert!
Dan: is Robert On Popcorn?
Joe: i think he is!
Dan: damn.

by tri-lights March 9, 2024

roberts pillow

When a man slides his shlong against a pillow

Omg he is roberts pillow

by mARCUS Karaasskzsa s November 2, 2014

Paxton Robert hostert

Paxton is a mother fucker who cracks of the walls but has a HUGE! FAT! LONG! COCK!

Have you seen paxton robert hosterts dick it's HUGE!

by Savanah hege May 28, 2022

Robert

Robert is a male name, they are generally tall and have brown hair kept in a short style. They always try to be the comedian not knowing they are not funny at all but just an interrupting jerk.

Robert: h-
Person: NO

by Septiplier|911| September 26, 2018