David Time

When you spend all your money on a flight to Wisconsin to link with underaged E girl

You: Hey where’s David
Jack: Oh he’s in Wisconsin
You: Guess it must be David Time

by JackPavlick December 17, 2021

David💚

David is the reason I’m still here, he means the world to me, the most lovable person ever

Me- have you seen David💚?
Person 2- yeah he cute asf
Me- OI HE IS MINE

by NFISTHEREALESTRAPPER May 2, 2022

David Blue

An absolute beauty of a man, pulls all the ladies. He's the kinda guy people walk by in the halls and yell "oh shit he's the guy who finger banged my mom". Also an absolute unit when it comes to sports.

Wow, that kid must be David Blue

by Savdaddyblue September 24, 2018

david macho

BEST MAN OF YOUR LIFE! Usually has the biggest Taliwacker(cock) in the world. As well as this he is AWESOME in bed and has the smoothest lips you will ever snog. He has also the most kindest,caring and loving personality in the world! But get on the badside of him and he can be a mean bad ass mother fucker. He is stronger than the worlds strongest man. Also if he likes you he can fuck all night long.

Girl: Just fucked David Macho. I had the night of my life!

Another Girl: I know right. He has the biggest penis in the world barely fit in my mouth and minge.

by PGI November 23, 2013

David Batley

he's a lanky prick who lives to seek out girls tits and finds them to DESTROY!!!

that's pretty much it, he looks like the Wal-Mart boy- watch out for that BOYYYY 🙂

David Batley- the big man himself

by M8_101 May 25, 2018

David's Toybox

A white trailer used to torture and sexually torture victims in. It includes a homemade shock chair, BDSM sex toys and torture devices.

I'm gonna take that chick to David's Toybox

by SoundsAboutRight September 15, 2016

David Kaczynski

He's just as Polish as his brother.

David Kaczynski thinks wearing glasses makes him look less Polish. He thinks they are robot alien blockers, and that the FBI only went after his brother and didn't pay him one million dollars because he didn't have his glasses on.

by Solid Mantis October 6, 2021