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Jordan

This Nigga Gets More Pussy than you Ever will
That Nigga Jordan Hot As Fuck, Im Tryna Have A ThreeSome on god...
by TayNoodlez On IG June 23, 2019
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national jordan shoe day

A day on March 23 where you wear Jordan and get dripped out.
“aye man it’s national jordan shoe day
“oh mb lemme put on my 1s
by glock0gan5 March 16, 2023
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jordan spivey

The worst type of driver known to mankind
That guy was driving like a real Jordan Spivey
by Trjohns2144 December 19, 2016
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Jordan

me: hi
jordan: hi
by Fake Repster November 16, 2021
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Jordan

She is very and bright in the mind. Jordan is a mix between an introvert and an extrovert. She has some friends but she doesn't have very many. Jordan also doesn't understand personality types. She is short, or else she is average height. She hasn't had any boyfriends, except 1 who basically didn't count, and she had one that she liked and didn't like but people kind of ruined it for her- at least for most Jordan's. Jordan is very pretty and usually pretty fit. She has an open mind and is very happy even though she may not seem that way. Sometimes she is upset or stressed with some things in her life but not normally. She is very kind and CAN NOT make ANY good jokes- they are only funny because of how bad they are. Jordan's LOVE kids, she wants to play with them all the time and she thinks they are super fun. Jordan has pretty long beautiful eyelashes. She is not so good at paying attention though. Although she can still do her homework, it just takes her hours unless she is in a homework vibe or productive, do stuff, get done vibe. Jordan goes through and has lots of different vibes. Jordan likes to play sports, especially swim team.
"Hey look there is Jordan sitting over with Lane!"

"Oh, she just fell off the bench laughing!!"
by Heyheyheyyy1800 February 4, 2021
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Le Jordan Shaker

Le Jordan Shaker Est Une Dance Pratiquées Chez Les Nécromanciens
Pour Glorifié Jordan Le Nécromancien avec sa grosse tête cubique là
Bref Voici Un Exemple
Le Jordan Shaker Oe!1!1!1!1!1!!1
bouge ton fessier!!!!!
by Trueyyy December 6, 2022
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Jordan

Nasty smellin' bitch that needs to get her cooch washed out by a pressure washer. Synonyms slut,skank,whore,bitch,hoe,stanky
You know that bitch Jordan? Yeah her stanky ass slept with my home bitches manz
by Googoogahgahhehe November 16, 2019
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