iPod job

A type of job that is repetitive, redundant, and takes no talent at all. most common example would be sign twirling.

"Dude my sign twirling work is a drag, the only plus is it's a total iPod job"

by Bl-McC May 16, 2009

M job

When a female gives a male an Indian Rug Burn on his penis.

"Dude! Megan was giving me a hand job, and all of the sudden she slipped a quick M job on me. It has been burning for days!"

by r@nd0m April 11, 2012

wax job

to mislead someone, con them, lead them astray, or to "shine someone on" or B.S. them.

"She gave him a total wax job; said she was going out with her girlfriend but really had a date with that biker dude from the bar."

"Promising lower taxes and more Social Security benefits is a Government wax job."

Wax Job = Sign at car wash: "Unlimited Time! (up to 15 minutes)."

by Concupy July 22, 2013

Ty Job

When you are having sex and pull out, you remove the condom, but then finish ejaculating on the girls vagina. An optional part is naming your son or daughter "T.J."

OMG he gave me a ty job last night! I thought he pulled out!

by jaunathon November 21, 2015

Scran Job

The act of getting a hand job, while taking a shit in a girl's mouth

Last weekend I got a scran job!

by bvilleson November 18, 2010

Union Job

When two guys are having sex with a single female and ejaculate all over her backside. Then they smooth it out with their dicks like spackle and wait for it to dry.

Rick and Morty gave Beth a union job last night.

by happyfuntiem January 11, 2021

halo job

When a woman gives a blow job while her male partner plays some form of video game.

Dude the other day i got a halo job, while on xbox live. I totally pwned this one nub while i cam in my girlfriends mouth, best thursday ever

by fakename124816 May 10, 2010