Willy goat

A Rickyism for billy goat, and the name of his pet goat.

“What is it? A horn dog?”

“No, it’s a Willy goat.”

by SteveFrenchie123 March 15, 2023

goat fence

Code word for illicit substances (weed, shrooms, etc) usually used by urban farmers/modern country folk.

My friend is driving down to Ann Arbor to pick up some primo goat fence for our small farm's harvest gathering party next weekend!

by Bumbledick October 11, 2015

Slide them out like the goat goes to Paris

To have explosive diarrhea

I'll be right back, I need to go to the bathroom and slide them out like the goat goes to Paris.

by JohnnyTwoShits April 05, 2018

Columbian Goat Party

A sexual act consisting of having an orgy in a dark dirty room with several unattractive women while simultaneously snorting mounds of cocaine

Yo, did you hear what Scott did last night? He took the 4 grenades at the party to the old shed out back for a Columbian Goat Party

by RadioTontoMMFFMM October 11, 2022

fainting goat

Whenever goats get jump-scared sometimes they just ragdoll like a fucking drunk guy who over-reacts to getting a fork thrown at them.

Rude guy: *scares little goat*
Goat: *faints*

Rude guy: *laughs like the absolute bitch-ass man he is*
Rude guy again: 'you dumb fainting goat'

Poor innocent goat: *get's up and runs off*

by beemovieisaW November 22, 2022

TYSON HUNTER IS A RL GOAT

TYSON HUNTER IS A GOAT A ROCKET LEAGUE

TYSON HUNTER IS A RL GOAT at RL.

by vxid.ryft February 03, 2021

cranky goat

When you done got yourself goat and you forgot to feed it so it rams you. Everybody has been there. Its so simple.

Well I barely had enough cash for the goat and I couldnt afford food, and whilst pondering a new moonshine recipe my cranky goat rammed me.

by KILLERKTM May 13, 2015