ghetto enema

Leaping from a large building bare assed into a body of water while spreading your cheeks and allowing the water to penetrate the asshole thus flushing the system of toxins and leaving the anal cavity moist and refreshed

I couldn't fit this spire in the my ass so I jumped from the bridge successfully giving myself a ghetto enema

by Big League Jew December 15, 2013

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ghetto wallet

A plastic sandwich baggie filled with your loose change or cash.

Manng! I lost all my change because my ghetto wallet got a hole in it!!

by ShipwreckFullFathom555 March 28, 2016

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[ghetto] [sledge]

An everyday object, especially with humourous connotations and acquired at no cost, that can be used over snow as a sledge Wheelie bin lids and motorway barriers are said to be popular choices.

My ultimate ghetto sledge was a freshly pulled down For Sale sign....

by pinkfoot February 2, 2009

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Ghetto Robbed

When you get robbed and the only thing you can find missing is the cheapest thing in your house.

Yeah last night I got Ghetto Robbed, all they took was my sons crayons.

by iiSpyTreX August 13, 2011

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Ghetto Raider

Someone of middle class origin who seeks to (do their part) by working in the education sector in the most impoverished urban areas. Due to their own personal irresponsibility they often fail to maintain this employment and have to return to their middle class environment. The experience often becomes "noble work" fodder on the ghetto raiders resume when they return to the job market.

The boss should probably hire Willy as the new supervisor...He's been here for years...but I imagine they'll bring in another ghetto raider who will be gone in a year.

by tskochanski December 9, 2008

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