drunk sale

A garage sale where you are still drunk from last night thereby causing you to give away everything at ridiculously low prices.

Man I got so wasted last night my garage sale turned into a drunk sale this morning. I think I just sold my TV for a dollar.

by FratDrunk October 29, 2011

Drunk Luck

Drunk Luck (Noun):
Earning a winning streak of any bar or parlor games after a few cans/bottles of alcohol and feeling very buzzed.

Gazza : Jeez, Soles is winning 7 billiard games and is still drunk?

Stogey : Yep, Pretty much.

Gazza : Wow, talk about Drunk Luck.

by MSoles7 July 25, 2011

english drunk

Being drunk but holding it together extremely well so that you could easily pass as sober

1: oh man I was trashed last night, even woke up drunk this morning
2: really? You didn't seem it
1: that's cause I'm an excellent English drunk

by Anon123124 December 7, 2013

Frat Drunk

The level of drunkenness attained (mostly by Individuals affiliated with a fraternity or sorority) by consuming large amounts of beer. It is somewhere between "drunk" and "blacked-the-fuck-out." Symptoms include: dancing, flirting with a member of the opposite sex, being very loud, and possessing an over inflated ego.

-Bro did you see mike last night? He was dancing with the with the chick with the huge mole on her chin.
-Dude he was so frat drunk last night

-I saw you making out with Michelle at the Halloween party
-Yeah man I was Frat Drunk last night

-You got the whole bar to sing Sweet Caroline last night
-Totally Frat Drunk

by dudeletsparty October 30, 2011

Drunk in Reverse

Consuming anything with a caloric content that contains 0% alcohol while enjoying a nice buzz causing oneself to become sober and as such "Drunk in Reverse"

Well I had a good buzz going but then SOMEONE decided to get pizza and all those carbs got me drunk in reverse. I am so full I can't fit any more beer in my stomach and I'm starting to get the horribles. I need a stiff drink stat.

by MaxCage June 28, 2013

Drunk Homosexual

Beware of drunk homosexuals, they may commit hate crimes. Drunk homosexuals will eat the rich and plan world domination, although they don't have to be drunk to do that.

Beware of Bakugo, he's a drunk homosexual. He could commit a hate crime!

by Arson Committer October 24, 2020

Drunk Teching

while drunk, sending out emails, drunk dials, Facebooking, texting, and uploading crazy pics, all from your smartphone.

Better keep your phone in the car before you hit the bar, You don't wanna do any drunk teching tonite.

by JuicedupGeek August 4, 2010