eyes doors

the best entity to ever exist, if u think otherwise u r bad

person 1: I hate eyes doors
person 2: I planted 7 pipe bombs in your mailbox xoxo
Person 1: fucking dies

by SapnapSupremacy February 9, 2023

tavern door

a person who has sex with anyone who wants it, the door is always open.

Byron: How did it go last night with Mira?

Greek: It went great, she's such a tavern door

by pthera42 December 27, 2017

Broken closet door

Spiritual meaning breaking soul ties and bad karma.

My broken closet door gave me good luck.

by Generalsau July 24, 2025

Door Duty

1. Something or someone that controls what enters or exits
2. An anus or vagina
3. A person using a prophylactic

Chris: I had great sex last night
Joe: Cool!
Chris: Don't worry, I had a condom on door duty

by Two Spoon Destroyer November 18, 2020

The Door Ritual

"The Door Ritual" is where you get up from the office desks and go to the entrance of the store to choose your next customer, opposed to waiting for a custumer to talk in the store and them choosing somebody to work with.

Marcus can be seen at his job using "The Door Ritual" to gain more sales than ever before!

by MarxusTheeGOAT April 1, 2023

door piss

when door shat wasn't quite enough revenge i took the liberty of starting a second part to door shat door piss

i thought jen could use an extra shower

by lostsoul11 February 4, 2004

Morrison of doors

Construction Unit: an lethal overdose amount of doors

Person 1: what happened here?

Person 2: there was an accident.
Person 1: please explain.
Person 2: the cops came and left behind this Morrison of doors for me to clean up.

Person 1: where’s the front door?

by Jen Bird October 3, 2023