Creaky Barn Door

A code for men. Referring to a heavily used woman; with a stretched and possibly odorous vaginal canal.

Hey bro watch out for Rebecca she is a creaky barn door.

Dude I got laid at the party last night. "Yeah but she's a creaky barn door bro." Ah fuck.

Her legs spread open and you come to the realization that she's a creaky barn door. Shut that door and run like hell.

by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016

dashboard door

A cooler name for a glovebox

Example of dashboard door

by Ashweeeee69 May 24, 2022

Front Door Karma

Karma received before you’ve done the action to get what you had coming.

Somebody stole my wallet right before I was on my way to steal a car, typical case of front door karma.

by Mclovin0417 February 21, 2019

Door-dick

The result of getting your penis caught between a door and doorframe.

Dude, I got a door-dick, and it's killing me!

by Blegh the big Dicker October 10, 2022

Varnishing the door

When you fuck a chick then cum all over labia majora then spread it all over it, let it dry producing a high gloss finish. This can be done after “staining the door “ or with no staining at all... leaving a natural color

My girl and I are planning on varnishing the door this evening.

by Richard Dangles January 24, 2020

Swinging doors

originated in the context of the expression "hotdog in a hallway".
refers to larger than average vaginal lips, or labia, and their subsequent movement on entering.

"I've got strong pull-out game, but these swinging doors nearly got me."

by Virtual Antiquity August 1, 2018

back door sanchez

Basically a dirty sanchez but only can happen in the City of Thornton, Colorado.

“Oh damn, did you hear that guy that got back door sanchezed after he ran from the laundry mat?”

by DustyCopper October 28, 2021