Bid Chicken

A term used with sites like ebay that means to bid over the minimun, but under what you think someone has payed. This can be quite dangerous because if you estimate the other bidder's bid wrong, you may end up having to buy the item.

Jim like ebay so much that he decided to play a game of Bid Chicken. He bid $25.00 on pants, knowing the last bidder must have enetered at least $30.00.

by Hackermeyer February 8, 2009

amish chicken

A boy under the age of 18 with a fresh of the farm look that makes an older woman want to sexually corrupt him. Usually exists with a threat of incarceration.

With all these amish chickens running around it's amazing I'm not in bed or jail.

by chickencatcher April 16, 2013

chicken ballooning

An intense sex act involving anal sex with a condom. The condom gets stuck in the anal cavity. At this point, the man chokes the girl while pressing on her stomach causing her to fart and expand the balloon out of her anus like a balloon. The man then pops the condom like a balloon and orgasms. Particularly popular for those with a balloon fetish.

"I was chicken ballooning this whore and it was awesome."

by chicken balloning June 27, 2014

cooked the chicken

Somebody who has lost their base level of intelligence through excess.

There's a chap walking around Erskineville who epitomises the concept of cooked the chicken. A once perfectly functional man whose capacity operates at a lower capacity following an excess lifestyle.

by TheCharcoalChook July 12, 2014

chicken-bearding

Attempting to pick up a member of the opposite sex when the chance of success is 1 in a million ("So you're saying there's a chance?"). For example, your buddy gets rejected by an out-of-his-league hottie at a gas station while his friends laugh at his chicken-covered-beard.

Having departed KFC after drunken spring break binge, your buddy gets laughed out of the gas station after attempting chicken-bearding.

by batmap October 15, 2014

Fraud chicken

At first you think it's beautiful and delicious fried chicken that you wished to eat all day long but soon as you take a bite you realise it's shit and you've been tricked into eating fraud chicken.Sometimes a bee might come out and sting your face.

Reggie:Got you some fried chicken!
Jack:Thanks Reggie!....awww daaamn this isn't fried chicken it's fraud chicken.*throws the remains at Reggie*

by ningo January 4, 2015

Chirp the Chicken

to rub one out

"Close your door Harrison I don't want to hear you chirp the chicken"

by deewest March 31, 2015