chicken ballooning

An intense sex act involving anal sex with a condom. The condom gets stuck in the anal cavity. At this point, the man chokes the girl while pressing on her stomach causing her to fart and expand the balloon out of her anus like a balloon. The man then pops the condom like a balloon and orgasms. Particularly popular for those with a balloon fetish.

"I was chicken ballooning this whore and it was awesome."

by chicken balloning June 27, 2014

cooked the chicken

Somebody who has lost their base level of intelligence through excess.

There's a chap walking around Erskineville who epitomises the concept of cooked the chicken. A once perfectly functional man whose capacity operates at a lower capacity following an excess lifestyle.

by TheCharcoalChook July 12, 2014

chicken-bearding

Attempting to pick up a member of the opposite sex when the chance of success is 1 in a million ("So you're saying there's a chance?"). For example, your buddy gets rejected by an out-of-his-league hottie at a gas station while his friends laugh at his chicken-covered-beard.

Having departed KFC after drunken spring break binge, your buddy gets laughed out of the gas station after attempting chicken-bearding.

by batmap October 15, 2014

Fraud chicken

At first you think it's beautiful and delicious fried chicken that you wished to eat all day long but soon as you take a bite you realise it's shit and you've been tricked into eating fraud chicken.Sometimes a bee might come out and sting your face.

Reggie:Got you some fried chicken!
Jack:Thanks Reggie!....awww daaamn this isn't fried chicken it's fraud chicken.*throws the remains at Reggie*

by ningo January 4, 2015

Chirp the Chicken

to rub one out

"Close your door Harrison I don't want to hear you chirp the chicken"

by deewest March 31, 2015

chicken in a spaceship

A roast whole chicken sold in a clear plastic container, typically hot and ready to eat, from the grocery store.

Jane: We were hungry so we went to the grocery store to buy some chicken in a spaceship.
Dick: A what?
Jane: A chicken in a motherfuckin spaceship. You know, those roasted chickens in the deli?
Dick: Oh, yeah, I know.

by nirak April 21, 2015

Awkward chicken

A game of chicken; two people try to make the other player back out by creating an awkward situation between them.

She beat me in awkward chicken by stroking my inner thigh; it got too weird.

by thatderpychick June 2, 2015