Butt Tangle

When your butt hair gets tangled up and you can't shit, so you have to pry your ass cheeks apart and cut the hair to get it untangled.

Donny couldn't finish taking a shit due to his sweaty butt tangle.

by BellasCheekies July 11, 2016

shakey butts

strip club, go-go bar, gentleman's club

Yo I'm going to the shakey butts later on. Yo man did you know Tanya workin at the shakey butts now?

by officially215 March 31, 2009

Butt smoke

The act of smoking a cigarette and blowing the smoke into another's anus; then resulting in smoke coming out of said person's ass.

Yeah, she had just butt smoked. I think we should avoid her from now on.

by Trolleyman22 June 20, 2011

Butt Rag

A piece of toilet paper inserted between ones butt cheeks to keep sweat and/or crap stains from reaching ones underwear

Butt Rag (aka ass tampon). After taking a dump and wiping clean, you tear off 2 to 3 squares of toilet paper, fold them on top of each other to form a square, then fold that in half, then (optional) you apply some baby or talcum powder to the outer edge. Then wedge it between your ass cheeks in the crack. Keeps your underwear nice and skid free until the next dump.

by Harvey Wallbanger 69 July 7, 2012

Butt Sick

butt sick adj.:

1. A general feeling of frustration and/or anger.

2. Diarrhea

"This project is making me butt sick."

"That chilli made me butt sick."

by flurbury September 18, 2007

butt me

Give me a cigarette.

Butt me. O. K., Al, but all I've got are Chesterfields.

by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006

Butt beetle

Someone who incessantly crawls up peoples butts with issues, problems or complaints.

The project isn't due for another three weeks, quit being such a butt beetle about it!

by Mr. Freemind January 22, 2010