by Anonymous May 01, 2003
When your having sex with a girl and right before you blow your load off into her pull out and shoot it into a fan and jizz splatters everywhere. This was thuogh up by and originally posted by me ...... Tim Davis from Texas
by Texas Tim Davis November 07, 2008
by Jay Blain June 18, 2006
Texas Reverse Piss: The act of stretching one's penis around their waist in order to piss behind themselves. This is a maneuver typically only achievable by those with a larger than average penis.
Joshua: Did you see Adam pull off that Texas Reverse Piss?
Wesley: That dude standing behind him didn't see it coming!
Wesley: That dude standing behind him didn't see it coming!
by Monster55 July 27, 2011
While on a bed, go into a standing 69 with your partner, then proceed to powerbomb her off the bed onto the floor, usually severing the spine.
by Senor Bitchwak August 06, 2006
1. Originated in Texas, The Texas Wet Dog, is a common sexual maneuver in which a man first performs the pull and pray method during vaginal sex and then commences to bust his nut. A dog, (preferably fuzzy, small and hand held) sits on standby near the area of occurrence, and is used as a means of cleaning up the man's love juice.
2. Other forms include the Texas Dirty Dog, where soon after anal sex, the dog (preferably a German Shepherd) cleans up the excess fecal matter.
2. Other forms include the Texas Dirty Dog, where soon after anal sex, the dog (preferably a German Shepherd) cleans up the excess fecal matter.
John: Want to get your suck on?
Shandra: Yeah! But I'm not sure about the cleanup...
John: No worries, we have Rover for the Texas Wet Dog!
Shandra: Yeah! But I'm not sure about the cleanup...
John: No worries, we have Rover for the Texas Wet Dog!
by Connor Blake Simons June 07, 2009
A Texas Lint Roller is a homo sexual act where a man licks the long hairs around another man's anus so hard they rip off like a lint roller.
by noQ_Q October 14, 2009