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National Slap Ass Day

National Slap Ass Day is on April 16th. Anybody can slap anyone’s ass with no consequences.
Dude it’s National Slap Ass Day so I’m gonna slap her ass.
by Billy Cunningham April 16, 2019
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Kick Ass and Take No Names

Kick Ass and Take No Names, is when you just want to kick ass and don't need to talk about how many names you can write down.
Hay dude do you want to play WOW no I rather play COD because I can Kick Ass and Take No Names.
by Mr. EnDo (uk) August 11, 2010
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soft served ass cream

when a woman is deep throating a man, and he hits her uvula with his cock. this causes her to gag and puke in his dick hole. afterwards, he procedes to fuck her. when he busts, and she creams, the man pulls out as the fluids drip and flow into her ass. the woman then shits in the man's mouth in a swirling motion.
I went to rita's yesterday. your mom gave me some soft served ass cream. it tasted like shit
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kicking ass and taking names

It means holding people accountable for there actions in an organization.
I am going to start kicking ass and taking names if the design is not ready on schedule.
by semimurphy January 1, 2017
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Paying for it out the ass

A term to describe when you eat a Pizza Pop and all of a sudden you notice it's filling landing on your lap. Thus the expression, "Paying for it out the ass".
Person A:
"Oh god you microwaved those for 4 minutes!"
Person B:
"Yeah, so what?"
Person A:
"Jesus, will you ever be paying for it out the ass."
Person B:
"OH MY GOD IT HIT MY CROTCH!"
by `Dan October 10, 2008
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National slap ass day

Slap it, yesterday was grab but today is a new day on April 12th slap it nicely!!
I slapped that ass cuz it’s national slap ass day
by EVeryday things May 25, 2018
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Wet Wipe Ass Syndrome

When you wipe your ass with a wet wipe, and the shit is still there then dries up causing a irritating itchiness that demands that you take a seat somewhere and scratch the shit out onto you underwear causing you to say that it was all worth it
Uh man got that damn Wet Wipe Ass Syndrome. Why did i have to use that damn wet wipe to wipe my ass when dry paper is good enough. Never again
by alaskanhybrid October 22, 2009
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