New dick energy (NDE)

Kind of like reiki or chakra cleansing, but with a new dick that clears negative energy from your life. Often when you get it, ex lovers slide into your DMs, as they can feel that their energetic cord is cut by the NDE.

"I'm so caught up in this fuck boi, I need some new dick energy (NDE)"
"The world is a much brighter place since I got that new dick energy (NDE)"

by five_cent_hussy April 11, 2021

SDS (Small Dick Syndrome)

In reference to someone (usually but not limited to male) begins displaying behavior that they're jealous, have low self-esteem, and/or passive-aggressive especially towards their partner.

Guy: How many dudes have you slept with? Did you enjoy it? Were they better than me?
His gf: Why does it matter if you haven't noticed anything weird?
Guy: I just want to know.. because I'm curious.
His gf: Geez, what do you have, SDS (Small Dick Syndrome)?

by Szynful April 14, 2018

destroy your dick december

A period of time just after No Nut November where you increase the amount of time you masturbate according to the day of the month

BRO1: Hey bro guess what
BRO2: WHAT MY G
BRO1 : I BEET ME MEAT 7 TIMES LAST NIGHT FOR DESTROY YOUR DICK DECEMBER

by Nyxsar MorningStar April 20, 2018

Big Dick Daddy Doyle

A man with a gigantic cock. Sometimes referred to as BDcubed. No one can compare to the size of his penis

Man his dick is so huge, it's almost as big as big dick daddy Doyles

by Godly1234 December 11, 2018

little dick energy (LDE)

Male. Typically makes fun of significant other, talks about his female conquests or ex’s. Talks about his glory days. Wears shorts and sandals all year round. Makes inappropriate comments about women and is jealous of men. Announces anytime he works out. Also just looks like he is hung like a tictac

This guy has some strong little dick energy (LDE)

by Elliotmurial February 3, 2023

NDS ( Nasty Dick Syndrome )

NDS: Stands for Nasty Dick Syndrome. Used when a male penis is not visually apleasing, odorous, or justa plane nasty.

Friend: So how did it go with Barbara last night?
Person with NDS: Not that good.
Friend: Why is that? I thought she really liked you.
Person with NDS: She did, it was going well until we were about to have sex.
Friend: Why was your dick not big enough?
Person with NDS: No i just got NDS.
Friend: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you got Nasty Dick Syndrome.
NDS ( Nasty Dick Syndrome )

by Sand Warrior February 24, 2014

Go Suck a Man's Dick

Verb;

Made up in older times by a stocky, grey-haired lumberjack named Ol' Danny Boy.
Now modernly used as a violent term when extremely mad, usually shouted with extreme prejudice at someone for a minor inconvenience or insult the shouter would have taken offense to.

(Verb)~

(you arrive at the theater and are dumbfounded and furious to see that the movie you wanted to enjoy is sold out)

customer-What the hell! I drove five miles to see this movie and its sold out just great!

employee- Sorry sir better luck next time.

customer-You know what, Go Suck a Man's Dick!

by Quiteabod November 12, 2013