A man who plays charectors who are lacking in moral fiber and charector
not so difrent from him self in real life and gets frequent blow jobs from Sean Penn
not so difrent from him self in real life and gets frequent blow jobs from Sean Penn
jude law - cheating idiot
Alfie -cheating idiot
Talented Mr Ripley - cheating idiot
crockadile tears- murdering idiot and a KAD
Closer- cheating bastard in this one
The Holiday- trying to convince us he is not a peace of shit ( and yet still nailed cameron diez in less then five minuutes ) O yes what a GOOD Guy
Alfie -cheating idiot
Talented Mr Ripley - cheating idiot
crockadile tears- murdering idiot and a KAD
Closer- cheating bastard in this one
The Holiday- trying to convince us he is not a peace of shit ( and yet still nailed cameron diez in less then five minuutes ) O yes what a GOOD Guy
by Record keeper April 10, 2007
Get the Jude Law mug.A police officer who excells at use of the multiple chapters of motor vehicle law in an attempt to keep the motoring public alive and safe.
Also known as A25
Also known as A25
by Ali T April 8, 2003
Get the road law mug.Whatever Eli says goes. A person can use Eli law to win a battle only if Eli agrees after. Eli also wins all ties automatically.
Example 1-
Eli: I win
Person: It's a tie!
Eli: Nuh uh, Eli law. I automatically win ties
Person: Ok you win
Example 2:
Person 1: You're so pretty
Person 2: Noooo
Person 1: Yes. Eli law.
Eli: Yes
Person 2: Fine I'm pretty
Eli: I win
Person: It's a tie!
Eli: Nuh uh, Eli law. I automatically win ties
Person: Ok you win
Example 2:
Person 1: You're so pretty
Person 2: Noooo
Person 1: Yes. Eli law.
Eli: Yes
Person 2: Fine I'm pretty
by Local.god.:3 February 22, 2022
Get the Eli law mug.section a:if one promises a party, one must deliver
section b: if the above is not fulfilled, the bro who has promised then denied his bros a party shall be sack-tapped 5 times from every bro who was promised the aforementioned party from the said time of denial until the end of eternity
section c: the above section will not apply if the bro who denies the party has decent reason to cancel the party, which shall be decided by the bros invited to the aforementioned party
section d: if the complied reason is sent to a fair vote and voted unfavourably, each and every bro hath opportunity to sack tap said first bro less than or equal to five (5) times
section d(a): if said sack taps are exhausted but one or more bros sack taps said first bro and uses the denial of the party as justification, thou bro is a dick hence usual rules apply
section b: if the above is not fulfilled, the bro who has promised then denied his bros a party shall be sack-tapped 5 times from every bro who was promised the aforementioned party from the said time of denial until the end of eternity
section c: the above section will not apply if the bro who denies the party has decent reason to cancel the party, which shall be decided by the bros invited to the aforementioned party
section d: if the complied reason is sent to a fair vote and voted unfavourably, each and every bro hath opportunity to sack tap said first bro less than or equal to five (5) times
section d(a): if said sack taps are exhausted but one or more bros sack taps said first bro and uses the denial of the party as justification, thou bro is a dick hence usual rules apply
Dude: Broseph cancelled his party! WTF?!
Bro: Looks like Danny's law is about to take effect.
Dude: Was there a reason.
Bro: Nah.
Dude: Danny's law.
Bro: Looks like Danny's law is about to take effect.
Dude: Was there a reason.
Bro: Nah.
Dude: Danny's law.
by DJBridge765 July 8, 2012
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Get the Mother in Law mug.A "black law" is derived from the teachings of Muhammad, a great taxi driver from the Bronx New York regarding "unjust and unfair TLC laws"
by Kevin Murphy 2 December 12, 2013
Get the Black Law mug.the one nut, bolt, etc that refuses to come loose out of a collection; providing one with a good ass-fucking!! -ie:mechanic's law!!
haven't you got that done yet? -i got five of the six bolts out, but this last bitch is rusted, i've got to fuck with it...!!!
-mechanic's law!! (ie:ALWAYS ONE!!)
mechanic's law was making ten-cents hold up a fuck-damn dollar!!
-mechanic's law!! (ie:ALWAYS ONE!!)
mechanic's law was making ten-cents hold up a fuck-damn dollar!!
by michael foolsley February 3, 2010
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