chode smasher

A chode smasher is when somebody throws a base-ball bat into your chode. This causes immense pain and makes you cry instantly or your chode burst releasing a lot of cum and blood.

Boy1: Yesterday i threw a base-ball bat into that guys chode.
Boy2: holy shit! you chode smasher!! what happened?
Boy1: his chode burst and he cried.

by theguidencetolife. June 3, 2010

Chode

A penis which is short, but fat

Steffi: look at that guy, he totally has a chode

Georgia: I know, I saw it last night

by Slagos200 June 24, 2019

A Human chode

Is a jack Spavins

That jack is a human chode...

by Eddie 777 October 18, 2021

Mother Chode

a derogatory term for a stupid person and or a man of African or Indian decent

that stupid black guy is a mother chode

by MoistMeatMisslejizzyfella December 2, 2024

Chode

stubby weiner

austin: sorry it fell out, god blessed me with a stubby chode
Maria: 😭

by anonymous April 28, 2021

Chode Lord

The most powerful chode being to exist and current leader C3cilio

Cecilio is being the chode lord for now with his most loyal assistant jake.Cecilio has stole Javins most loyal servent Jake and now is the stronger choose that will ever live restoring Javin

by Dank Meject July 9, 2016

Chode

Chode is the definition of a womanizer a small little man who has a small penis and acts like it’s huge and he will bring great dissatisfaction in bed sorry ladies

Her: Dawson kept is such a chode

Her2: he acts like he’s amazing but his pp is tiny ☹️

by Bossyandboujee7 July 30, 2020