Five Finger Fairy

When a guy jizzes on your face and then immediately dusts it with a handful of glitter.

Alt: A Spiderman followed by a handful of glitter

"Susan, why is your face so iridescent?"
"Oh, my boyfriend just gave me a Five Finger Fairy"

by Paleslayer April 29, 2018

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Five Dollar Shotgun

saying something stupid because you have no knowledge about the subject that your speaking on. AND/OR, Saying something stupid purely based on emotion, not based on reality or fact.

I usually love reading the avtimes.com comments section. Everyone’s popping off like five dollar shotguns and making themselves look dumb. Everyone except for “Some Guy”... That dude is cool.

by XXNeanersXX September 22, 2018

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Five Finger Therapy

Getting slapped.

My mom gave me some five finger therapy because I played outside today.

by Tha Shoe July 15, 2013

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good high five

The moment of crispiness when two humans partake in the celebratory act of clapping hands together. The high five must be crisp, otherwise is deemed unworthy.

In some cases when failing you may try again, but in most not.

Hey Ethan that was a good high five!! Nice and crisp

by Ethan Coomie March 20, 2017

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