Chode

A penis that is as long as it is wide. Most scientists think that it's impossible.

Girl 1: his penis is as long as it is wide! It's so much fun.
Girl 2: Well, then he has a chode.

by Da Chez January 20, 2018

chode soaker

When it is so hot outside it soaks your chode.

Bring an extra pair of shorts Kyle, it's a chode soaker out there.

by Nick Housel August 17, 2017

Chode boy

A boy or mann that have a chode

You are a chode boy

by Lukasthelolg on snap November 10, 2019

Chode

A penis wider then longer

Nice chode bro

by Cacamaster September 7, 2020

Chode Lord

The most powerful chode being to exist and current leader C3cilio

Cecilio is being the chode lord for now with his most loyal assistant jake.Cecilio has stole Javins most loyal servent Jake and now is the stronger choose that will ever live restoring Javin

by Dank Meject July 9, 2016

Chode

Someone who, being endowed with an unusually small penis, behaves in a boisterous or inflammatory nature so as to suggest they likely have a fragile ego and an unsatisfactory love life.

Russian President Vladimir Putin is such a chode.

by Draufgaenger April 22, 2022

Chode

A really short but thick penis

Have you seen george wood naked? He’s got a massive chode

by Thatonekidthatonetime October 30, 2019