Implying that someone's position on an issue or activism and volunteering is not because of a genuine held belief or passion around the issue but because they want something else like coochie or validation. People who authenticity test are usually just bad people and accuse others of being fake because they have a hard time living their values without external incentive, so they assume that others are the same way.
This can also take the form of someone saying: you're not gay enough or you're not black enough to have a certain opinion.
This can also take the form of someone saying: you're not gay enough or you're not black enough to have a certain opinion.
Guy 1: You care about period pad scarcity as a man, you're such a male pick me.
Guy 2: I used to live in a third world country - I know people that have died due to lack of menstrual care.
Guy 1: Yeah I bet that line goes hard with women.
Guy 2: You know just because you're a cynical ass that would only care about issues outside of yourself for validation doesn't mean that others are the same way. Your authenticity testing is really fucked and shows that you lack the ability to show anyone love and care if it doesn't lead you to some clout or coochie.
Guy 2: I used to live in a third world country - I know people that have died due to lack of menstrual care.
Guy 1: Yeah I bet that line goes hard with women.
Guy 2: You know just because you're a cynical ass that would only care about issues outside of yourself for validation doesn't mean that others are the same way. Your authenticity testing is really fucked and shows that you lack the ability to show anyone love and care if it doesn't lead you to some clout or coochie.
by Freud's Evil Cousin June 08, 2024
when guys take out their erect penises and lay them on a tailgate to measure who has the bigger penis.
Lastnight Jim, Tony, and I had a tailgate test. Jim ended up having the biggest penis. Tony and I have the same size penis. Hey, atleast we tied for last!
by Johnny boy 386 March 05, 2019
The first child in a mother and father's relationship. They are the ones that have the roughest time usually, and are used as a little test run to become a better parent overall. They're usually the child that the parents go hardest on, and in worse parents, it'll stay that way.
Person 1: "We should have children!
Person 2: "Yes, definitely!"
Person 3: "Don't, you have no experience, you'll create a test child."
Person 2: "Yes, definitely!"
Person 3: "Don't, you have no experience, you'll create a test child."
by InsomniaGameing August 08, 2023
by Smm2lover29383837454363 August 02, 2023
When someone is blatantly lying, but you don't acknowledge it for fear of losing access to that person.
No matter how high or how frequent John scored on the Haberman Test, Lindsey would always be there for him.
by infjdesign December 29, 2018
come and visit my phallus and testes
by nylonthingy March 25, 2024
by 2dicksandalie March 07, 2024