Tard nap

The feeling of grogginess, confusion, and overall mental retardation in the aftermath of waking up from a nap.

"I took a tard nap this afternoon and, when I woke up, felt as mentally incompetent as a Republican senator from the south."

by Christopher Sessions December 8, 2020

Sheep-tard

Someone who is mentally impaired by their conformity so much that they wouldn’t understand common sense if it kicked them up the arse.

Wow look at all the sheep-tards.... Could you imagine being that blind?

by Just another Patriot December 21, 2020

Tard

A person that is madly in love with one of his friends.

Hey you know that guy Gabe he is a tard.

by DaBaby511 November 6, 2021

Coochie-tard

When you're having sexual intercourse with a woman who has down syndrome.

I pulled a coochie-tard yesterday.

by Twan86 November 7, 2021

Fasc-tard

A Fascist in general, typically one who supports Fascism unironically and is a retard, closely associated with Fasc-holes but worse.

I support Fascism, I hate jews.
- "Shut up Fasc-tard"

by a rando on the internet November 8, 2021

Green-tard

A Liberal who gets defensive and irate when talking about renewable resources.

These green-tards think you can break physics law of conservation..

by DeserTynker October 19, 2021

tard

hmmmmmm smelly

big lard tard

by The imposter sassy Baka October 21, 2021