tard

The traditionally (ply) wooden portion of a skateboard's base.

That dude's snapped his tard in half while trying a 720 kamikaze flip on some stairs, yo!

by SuElTigre February 26, 2023

Tard

A shortened version of the word 'retarded'. Usually a person who is incredibly stupid. Also see retarded, frutarded, and artard.

"Don't worry if it's hard, if you're not a friggin' tard you will prevail!"
-Captain Hammer

by Elvira of the dark August 27, 2011

Tard

A retard who doesn't know how to get past the first level in any game.

You fuckin tard, the mission is right there.

by TardWrangler21 February 08, 2019

Tard

Someone so fucking dumb you would rather be talking to a retard

Bill: What's 9 + 10?
John: 21!
Bill: You goddamn tard john!
John: What a tard?

by Stunky September 06, 2021

Tard

Mix between "tough" and "hard".

Yo not gonna lie your new haircut is tard.

by chupapiiii April 29, 2025

Tard

(Short for retard) What your mom says to your little brother when he is trying to hide something he was doing.

(Starts video games, But mom comes down)
What are you doing you tard?!

by silentgreenninja May 20, 2020

Tard

To be undoubtedly the most simple minded creature out there who thinks they are funny, but indeed are not.

Look there goes a tard, swinging her arms in circles

by Shlongkid June 09, 2021