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Toilet Paper

Pretty much the most valuable thing from 2020.
Guy 1: Do you know where I can get toilet paper?
Guy 2: Nowhere, all of the angry karens and grandmas took them.
by Get Noobed XD January 19, 2021
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sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

Feel so low you could still swing your feet if you were sitting on toilet paper; feel super bad;
Why’d you have to say it like that?? Makes me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet.
by SheaHiStepn August 15, 2022
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Paper Jimmy

A British term for binder. Similar to the American "Trapper Keeper". The term Paper Jimmy first became popular during the great pandemic of 2020 but has seen a great rise in popularity since then.
"Christ Emily, you could fill a Paper Jimmy with the photos of kittens you've got."

"Thanks Henry, I might just do that. For storage purposes."
by TheReallyReal2 September 7, 2020
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Go eat paper

This means that when someone shuts someone up, they eat paper and get paper cuts in their esophagus
“Oh go eat paper for all I care.” - Geo, Roblox: The Animated Series | S1 E3 | Energy Wings
by epicnesstelevision October 10, 2021
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paper smart

I at an A on the test I’m paper smart.
by Jamesssssss____ October 5, 2018
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The federalist papers

Alexander joins forces with James Madison
And John Jay to write a series of essays
Defending the new United States Constitution
Entitled The Federalist Papers
The plan was to write a total of 25 essays
The work divided evenly among the three men
In the end, they wrote 85 essays
In the span of six months
John Jay got sick after writing five
James Madison wrote 29
HAMILTON WROTE THE OTHER 51!
hamilton wrote most the federalist papers
by Blaneyfan12 September 11, 2023
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paper shaker

slang term form the 1960s meaning a newsboy because of the way thye thew the papers at the house.
Matt' taking care of his newspaper deliveries.
Geez, he is such a paper shaker!
by lovemeeeeeee September 29, 2009
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