pour the beer

The action of being passive-aggressive toward an oblivious person, in an extreme and upsetting way such as pouring a beer.

-I hate Michael! I had to pour the beer!
- Why? What did he do this time?
- He replied to me with just 3 words after I sent a long paragraph.
- Ugh dude ok...

by strongorganizatinoskills February 22, 2020

Beer Captain

In "high level" recreational hockey in Canada the term "Beer Captain" is used to describe an individual of importance or influence on a team. The Beer Captain is both the captain of his respective team (typically commissioned with selecting his squad on a given week) and more importantly - is assigned to pick up the beer.

It's considered one of the highest honors to bestowed on an individual in Canada.

Reg made a rookie mistake by only bringing a dozen when he was selected as Beer Captain

by Lochwood May 12, 2014

Beer Treaty

Almost the same as a Beer Truce, but in this case you give up drinking for an undetermined amount of time. No matter how much alcohol is left, you are either too drunk or too smart to take another drink.

Dude, I call a beer treaty. I'm almost too fucked up to drive.

Let's call a beer treaty 'cause Frank just passed out in the driveway.

If we don't call a beer treaty I'm afraid I might fuck that fat chick.

by b. real October 28, 2010

beer plugs

In the same vein as beer goggles, referring to drinking so much alcohol that horrible, annoying sounds become more tolerable.

Dude, this band really sucks. PLEASE order another round of beer plugs!

by AZschmeh February 27, 2010

under-beered

The state of not having enough beer in the house.

Bob: "I thought we had enough beer in the house to last the whole winter!?"

Fred "No mate, you've seriously under-beered, it's only November and we're down to the stubbies."

by fred&bob July 6, 2012

beer laundering

when your contribution to a beer cooler is of shitty quality and not up to par of present beer in said cooler. yet you think you're in.

"hey, what the fuck are you doing, you beer laundering muther fucking piece of shit???" why do you put natty ice in with sam adam's and expect to drink good beer?

by kalua salad bar. May 22, 2010

Bath beer

Drinking Blue Moon Belgian-Style Wheat Ale while taking a relaxing bath.

Time for some relaxation time with my bath beer and candles.

by Sugaronthebeach August 28, 2019