Hood

A person or thing that doesn't know what to do in any situation

Person 1: You are a hood
Person 2: Don't say that, that's offensive!

by Harry_styleswife January 25, 2021

Hood

A buff man.

Bryce Hall is a rich hood.

by A Random Woman November 14, 2020

Tom Hood

someone who calls girls fat and are mean to their friends

tom hood “hey step on this drain”

by lolyoulooklikeretard January 13, 2021

Hoods and pants

Getting incoherently drunk until you can’t walk or speak.

Let’s get absolutely hoods and pants tonight.

by Cooperh January 1, 2024

Hood White

A term used to describe a white person who is deeply immersed in or influenced by urban, ghetto, or gang culture. Someone who is “hood white” adopts the speech, style, and mannerisms commonly associated with life in rougher neighborhoods, often blending elements of hip-hop, street slang, and a tough, street-savvy demeanor into their identity.

All my friends are hood white.

by Eobard Fox February 14, 2025

Hood incense

Burning a black ice air freshener

I burned some hood incense to get rid of the smell of weed in my car.

by Bootyeaterbandit November 30, 2020

Hood Ding Dong Ditch

A normal ding dong ditch except instead of ringing the doorbell, one kicks the door in

Oh shit, that n/gga hood ding dong ditched us!

by Jerome🥸 June 1, 2021