Michael Scott has a problem. He can't stay up longer than 4 seconds...giving him the name "Four Second Forrester"
by dirtheads101 March 15, 2011
self explanatory
by nuthinbutg June 27, 2022
Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and eight great-grandparents in common.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and eight great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
My second-cousin-2X-removed is a good person.
by N8953SW June 26, 2021
This is the second when one knows they will certainly be having an orgasm and they can celebrate the certainty of it occurring until it does.
As Millie was taking matters into her own hands thinking about that certain someone, she overheard an Owl hoot outside. This took her masturbation to a whole new level and she was soon delirious with the special second. Her orgasm drained her and she soon fell asleep sitting on the toilet in the Dairy Queen.
by von groovy August 22, 2024
Hym "The meaning of my life is not conditional and doesn't not correlate with productivity. I've never wasted a single second in my entire God damn life. 0 seconds wasted."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2023