bag of hammered assholes

Used to describe when someone is ugly, or looking significantly worse than their normal appearance. Someone looking a lot rougher than they usually do.

Did you see that girl walk into class late? Ya, she looked like a bag of hammered assholes.

Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.

by Mumbls December 3, 2024

Mouth hammer

Noun - A fleshy tube shaped tool used for tonsil relocation, more commonly referred to as a penis.

"She was in awe of my awesome set of tools, specifically my mouth hammer"

by ten75ice October 13, 2017

Wood Hammer

When a femme-dom has her cuck tied up on the floor, she has her other partner stand over him, and she slaps the cuck with his dick, in a hammer type motion.

My mistress gave me the wood hammer last night, and I weirdly loved it.

by Sickfuckers July 10, 2022

Midnight Hammer

When you give her the hammer at midnight (12:00) and finish by 12:01.

I gave her the midnight hammer last night and left, just like the airstrike.

by TheAtheistOfficer June 22, 2025

Floppy-Hammer

When you beat your meat so many times in one day that you can no longer get hard

When a woman is so ugly you cant get an erection during sex

Jeff: "Hey, how did your date go last night?"
Me: "It went terrible, we went back to my place but I had a floppy-hammer."
Jeff: " that's tough"

by jakah February 26, 2020

Hammer Nailed

Nailing something in life so hard, that you "Hammer Nailed" it. To do something so well, Jesus Christ comes down from the heavens golf clapping.

Jason's hammer nailed his joke about how Salmon waiting days to respond to the group chat, only to act like nothing ever happened.

by Pacingtons August 23, 2016

Silk and Hammer

give it to her soft and hard and she will stay with you

I gave her that silk and hammer

by TurtleCrack September 21, 2022