Friday Detention

For very naughty children who think it's funny to threaten/berate/have go's at other children.

Teacher: I have received a complaint on you for harassment. I am going to expel you.
You: NOOO!!! SIR THAT ISNT FAIRRRR!!!!!!! PLS HAVE MERCUY PLS
Teacher: Okay, fine. Have a few Friday Detention's.

by crueltycrevice February 04, 2023

Friday Nite Regular

Someone you would always see at the local watering hole on Friday nites.

Raul was a Friday Nite Regular at the Pot Belly Pub.

by Paulie Fukn Walnuts August 25, 2021

Pussy Friday

A crazy time when people can get laid on a Friday night.

Are you ready for some pussy Friday?

by Skip6 March 14, 2021

SWY Black Friday

The day every girl in Slovenia is so excited about.

Girl: OMG Swy just announced their SWY Black Friday deals!
Girl2: OH YAS GONNA GET ME SOME CHALK SWEATPANTS

by paperon November 26, 2021

Green Polo Friday

Green Polo Friday is a term to describe the habit of insecure, ill-experienced co-workers attempting to strengthen their morale and unite through matching apparel. Interestingly enough, in the act of attempting to become more formidable as a group, the Green Polo's typically choose to represent themselves with the very color associated with employees who are "inexperienced" or "new".

-"Did you see all the rookies in the break room??"
-"Yeah, looks like it's another Green Polo Friday..."

-"Boss, you gotta do something about these Green Polo's... It's mayhem out here."
-"Hang in there. As long as their collars aren't popped, we're OK... Once that happens, then we're in trouble."

by The Enf0rcer July 29, 2011

Friday Drinks

Drinks you have with friends after a week of work.

Traditionally on a Friday.

DFaz: coming for Friday drinks tonight?
Ellanna: did Han shot first?
DFaz: great. See you at the pub.

by The Salty Albatross July 26, 2016

almost friday

A term used to show excitement for the last day of the work week and a round-up of things that occurred so far.

This text is typically accompanied by an image carousel of people doing entertaining things with “Almost Friday” in a Lobster font somewhere in the image.

This was started by a comedy podcast of the same name but grew to have personalized Almost Friday accounts to schools, sports teams, and more.

“Oh my god, I made the almost friday page!”
“Dude, is that your ass???”

by so.outrageous March 15, 2024