high five jerk

When she jerks you off and give you a high give
I was getting a handy and she gave me a high five in the middle of it.

Bro. She gave you a high five jerk. I've always wanted one.
by You're a jerk, I know. June 09, 2019
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eighty-five percenter

An individual who always ( or almost always ) eats only eighty-five percent of what most people would eat in each meal, in order to enjoy an easier and better digestion, not feel stuffed and continue feeling somewhat light, enjoy a perfect ( thus easy ) bowel movement the next day, and stay healthy, happy, and young.
30-years ago, Bonnie told me about remembering to only eat eighty-five percent of each meal. Now I do that about ninety-seven percent of the time. That makes me an eighty-five percenter.

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Thirty-years ago, Bonnie told me about remembering to only eat eighty-five percent of each meal. Now I do that about ninety-seven percent of the time. That makes me an eighty-five percenter.
by but for October 12, 2018
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Hamilton high five

You and your friend find a girl that good for a three way and one hits it from the back while the other is in front getting sucked in the front then the two of you high five.
Aj and Greg did a Hamilton high five over the weekend
by Smallchungus__69 March 13, 2022
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Hamilton high five

You and your friend find a girl that good for a three way and one hits it from the back while the other is in front getting sucked and the two high five.
Aj and Greg did a Hamilton high five over the weekend
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Hamilton high five

First you find a girl that would be down for a three way one friend gets behind and hits it from the back and the other gets in front and gets sucked off. the two friends then high five over the object in the middle
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Mormon high five

Secretly jerking someone off in public. Keeping it low key cause being high is for sinners.
The church service was so boring that I gave elder Simon a Mormon high five under a bible to keep things interesting.
by Pork Almighty September 13, 2019
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five star 2.0

when you shove your fist up someones ass and then spread your hand like your going to preform a five star on someone.
that test was worse than a five star 2.0.
by i<3milfs69420 January 28, 2022
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