loves the cock

Expression for a celebrity who doesn't admit he's gay.

Tom Cruise loves the cock

by Sebastian Be. April 30, 2006

Spanish Cock

The biggest penis you will ever see. Cant fit in most vaginas. Girls are in love with it, but scared because of its size. One who has it is usually is the best at everything.

James: "Look at that bulge."
Cole: "Must be a Spanish cock."

by SpanisCockMan69 April 24, 2011

cock a doodle

To leave. Abbreviated form of 'cock a doodle do one'

"Shall we cock a doodle?"
"Yeah, let's do one."

by Cree$e November 15, 2007

cock tasting

(n) the period of time in a woman's life where she feels the need to totally slut it up. She never actually decides to settle down with a cock- she just tastes a wide variety much like one tastes free samples at Costco.

Almost all women go through a period of cock tasting, and it's most common in females aged 18-24. If you are with a girl who claims to have not engaged in cock tasting, you should beware that it's likely coming soon.

1. "Why did you and Sally breakup?"

"Basically, she decided she wasn't finished with cock tasting."

2. "Dude, I don't understand why Emily is such a shameless whore."

"Well she's 20 and going through cock tasting. What did you expect?"

by Hank Bennet March 15, 2010

cock up

To make a complete mess of things. Derived from the traditional archery usage where, if the 'cock' feather was uppermost, the arrow would not fly straight.

That was a real cock up.

by Tawera March 29, 2008

ninja cock

A penis that is small and hard to see in the dark, just like a ninja.

"Son of the Lumberjack is a ninja, and wears dressy sweatpants."

by D00bsan April 15, 2003

cock party

Lots of cocks in a small area. Very little if any vagina.

"Jeff went to a party that had 25 guys and one chick. It was definitely a cock party."

by John Wilcox October 30, 2006