Cheeto Bush

The effect of one eating cheetos with a mustache and/or beard and the power embedding itself into one mustache and/or beard forcing said person to wash there entire face.

Damn these cheetos are good, but I'm gonna need to wash my face so I don't get Cheeto bush

by goat of anger April 5, 2023

Morning Bush

when you wake up in the morning and your pubes are knotted in a bunch.

John: Good Morning!

Harry: No not good morning bro, I woke up with a morning bush

John: oh that's nasty man.

by Rex6333 September 25, 2012

bush broke

To be trained to piss or shit in the bushes or in nature's bathroom.

"Bitch you ain't bush broke but you wanna go camping?"

by DiRtBaGBiTcH May 4, 2020

Bush Texting

The act of a person texting in a bush in order to hide the fact that they are texting someone

I'm Bush texting, now leave me alone!

by BuffaloJack July 3, 2010

Bush Bunny

Bush bunny was commonly used term by the U.S. Military during the 1980s and 90s to describe a female who has sex outdoors with military men while they are on patrol. This term is most commonly used in Southeast Asian countries with dense jungles, such as the Philippines, Thailand, and Myanmar. The female will hide in the bushes until military personnel walk close enough to call out and proposition sex to them . The women engaging in this activity typically come from small jungle villages far away from towns or cities and live in poverty with limited access to education and resources. They are often in vulnerable situations and accept very small payments or food, such as MREs, in exchange for their services. Due to their dire circumstances, it is common for a bush bunny to sexually service a complete squad of 8 men for 1 box of 12 meals.

Hey Bro, we was in the field last week and we hooked up with a bush bunny out there. The whole squad pulled a train on her for some damn MREs. Where running ops thru the same area tomorrow and I’m taking extra meals for some boom-boom time.

by SaltyGrunt April 7, 2023

Smush-bush

When someone male or female looks sweaty, hairy, looks like they possibly shit their pants and sat down on that poop while wearing pants.

"Dude that girl is a total smush-bush!"

"That hair guy looks like he shit his pants and sat down! What's the word for that? Oh never mind it's a smush-bush!"

by HotManPants4000 June 18, 2016

Bush Money

When your chillin in the bush and deh money grows on deh leaves

Damnnn!! Have you seen those leaves? That salmon got deh bush money

by Funk Shrimp May 15, 2023