Matt-the-cyber-cheat-northey

A narcissistic man child that will bullshit his way through a 5 year relationship by cyber cheating

We all know who messaged the neighbour on a swinging site matt-the-cyber-cheat-northey

by Tricklyfe February 05, 2022

Matt Briede

A gay person who is a petty bitch and needs to get a grip of life.

Matt Bredie: I watch gossip girls and riverdale

Everyone else: stop being gay Matt Briede

by The Indicator 6969 March 15, 2018

A Matt

A Matt, is an inbred mountaineer from Virginia

Look! A Matt by that moonshine still

by AntiItalianHoosier October 28, 2020

Twat-Matt

A scenario where a single person, with a God Complex, tries to obliterate a highly skilled team of successful people, in front of management, with completely made up bullshit, zero fact or sense behind it, to hide their own lack of knowledge.

I had a complete Twat-Matt day, now I need a large beer….

by August 22, 2024

Classic Matt

When your friend Matt (who isn't your friend) does something classic

Person 1: Matt get off yo phone, we at the movies
Matt: *silence

Person 2: Classic Matt
Person 3: Who the fuck is Matt?
Matt: *rips into bread with teeth

by yourdadsatmyhousemydude.com October 28, 2019

Matt Campbell

Matt Campbell also known as Muay Thai Kid, Mattalisks the beast or Moist Thigh Kid. He likes when his thighs are moist.

My thighs are Matt Campbell!

by spiceymemes June 15, 2018

Matt Mcdonald Surprise

The act of defecating in a sleeping bag and surrounding it with 10 empty one's and having a hooker roll around each bag until she finds the "Suprise."

The other night I won big at the casino and decided to grab a hooker and take her back to my hotel room and set up a "Matt Mcdonald Surprise." It was amazing!

by Bobby Basinger November 21, 2019