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Sexentines Day

People that get together on Valentines Day to only have sex.... A day based more on sex than love...Valentines Day booty call
He's gonna come over on Sexentines Day and we're just gonna fuck.

We celebrate Sexentines Day by fucking.
by kelredhed February 13, 2010
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Futanari Day

Futanari Day is May 1st. On this day, everyone gets fucked by a futanari women whether they realize it or not. If you have a girlfriend, fiance, or wife, they'll become a futa.
Dale: Oh hey there, Diana-...why do you have a cock...?
Diana: Because it's Futanari Day sweetheart~
Dale:...oh. I'm not complaining one bit~
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Fat Day

A day of the week/month in which you deside you will eat whatever you want, usually including your friends in it.
When we get to the cinema, we're having a fat day! We'll buy huge popcorn packs and tons of jellies!
by NightOwl5 January 20, 2014
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VAGINTINES DAY

If you a single chick and on valentines day, 14th February, you are at home alone, sitting and fingering herself while crying, the chick is having a vagintines day with herself.
Oh shame, that woman sitting over there had a vagintines day the other week.
by RUGGA MAN September 23, 2010
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MMA day

Instead of boxing day MMA day is for all MMA enthusiasts, where we go and superman punch any WWE enthusiasts at every wallmart, or videogame store thats having a sale.

MMA day is meant for punching, kicking, guilatining, kimuraing, every god damn item on sale in the stores participating in boxing day
fuck dude i just got put in a kimura by some jacked guy at Zellers

Lets go MMA day all over that poor losers ass

Are you gonna buy me anything for MMA day? No deuche bag i'm not
by fancyfours December 18, 2010
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Fro Day

Melvin: when did I grow this Afro? I'm having a Fro Day and I need to get a haircut.

Devin: dude, your hair has been tht ugly forever. We've all been waiting for this Fro Day.
by Shawty b u f f <3 July 1, 2011
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Laundry Day

When 3 or more dudes get butt naked and do each others laundry in a very Homo Erotic manner.
Casey, Mike, Bam, Rob and James always made time for Laundry Day. Sometimes they would do laundry 3 or 4 times in the same day.
by Rexlba March 30, 2021
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