Jude Law

A man who plays charectors who are lacking in moral fiber and charector
not so difrent from him self in real life and gets frequent blow jobs from Sean Penn

jude law - cheating idiot
Alfie -cheating idiot
Talented Mr Ripley - cheating idiot
crockadile tears- murdering idiot and a KAD
Closer- cheating bastard in this one
The Holiday- trying to convince us he is not a peace of shit ( and yet still nailed cameron diez in less then five minuutes ) O yes what a GOOD Guy

by Record keeper April 10, 2007

Igechukwu's Law

A situation where Okafors Law doesn't apply due to the exceptional attractiveness of the person in question being sought after.

"By Okafors law she's mine because I spoke to her first" -person a

"She's too fine to be reserved for you by the law, I veto it with Igechukwu's Law" -person B

by IgboSpecialist October 13, 2014

mechanic's law

the one nut, bolt, etc that refuses to come loose out of a collection; providing one with a good ass-fucking!! -ie:mechanic's law!!

haven't you got that done yet? -i got five of the six bolts out, but this last bitch is rusted, i've got to fuck with it...!!!

-mechanic's law!! (ie:ALWAYS ONE!!)

mechanic's law was making ten-cents hold up a fuck-damn dollar!!

by michael foolsley February 3, 2010

Law of Patience

To wait for the universe to grant you many wonders and much success through patience and manifestation.

I want this new promotion, hopefully the law of patience through meditation and visualization will all manifest to reality. “Tristan Huff”

by Tristan Huff June 10, 2018

Klaasse's Law

Every conversation will either terminate on or eventually cross the subject of shit.
Functions in a manner similar to that of Godwin's Law.

"I was up all last night, so I feel like shit."
-"Hey, Klaasse's Law"
"...damn you..."

by Scott O. January 4, 2008

Stradinger's Law

The principle that, in a professional environment, the person(s) who critically block your forward progress at any given moment are in a meeting when you go to look for them.

Peter: I was looking for Josep, Tony and Rafael for an architectural decision, and they're all in the architecture meeting.
Dominic: That's Stradinger's Law for you.

by emlprime July 7, 2010

Oliver’s Law

The first person to accuse you of being a fascist is usually the fascist. Typically those of the left that accuse right wing conservatives of being fascists.

You have just invoked Oliver’s Law. Everyone knows that fascism is from the left!

by OliverTheSecond April 11, 2019