can i shag ur nan

To place your hand upon one’s head to shag them and it is a symbol of honor.

can i shag ur nan, i would be very honored if you allowed me to.

by I will shag ur nan May 10, 2019

national kiss ur gf day

January 16 is national kiss ur gf day!!!

NATIONAL KISS UR GF DAY
Boyfriend: hey

Girlfriend: what’s up?
Boyfriend: (kisses her)
Girlfriend: it must be January 16th

by Liz_urbandictionary November 24, 2019

Ur mom Big Gay 3x

Ur mom is very gay.

Austin: Ur mom gay lol.
Justin: Hey Austin, Ur mom Bigg Gay.
Austin: No U
Justin: Ur mom big gay 3x
Austin: What?
Justin: Ur mom gayzilla
*Austin shoots up the school and dies*

by HackerMan2003 May 22, 2018

ur nans got bird flu

an insult used by townies when challenged by anyone

person 1 "ur mum was shit"
person 2 "ur nans got bird flu"

by james burgestoff May 11, 2006

I Like Ur Cut G

when ur friend gets a fresh cut so u get the urge to slap it while saying *i like ur cut g*

guy with new cut: Sup
YOU: I LIKE UR CUT G

You:*SLAPS*

by UR CUT FRESH December 10, 2020

ur not invited to my birthday party

this is the epic comeback. if someone ever says this to you, well- you're dead.

"ur a poo poo head haha"

"ur not invited to my bday party"
"nooo pls"
"too late you poo poo"

if u use this ur epic and if not ur not invited to my birthday party

by epic poo poo October 9, 2020

steal ur bf's jacket day

this is the day where you can steal all your bf's jackets & smell them no matter what. enjoy ladies :)

omg did you hear it's steal ur bf's jacket day today (March 27?)
Every girl: OMGG where's my bf?!

by crzygirll April 12, 2018