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pelvic fight

A fight issued between a man and a woman, often out of anger or frustration upon their counterpart. Demonstrated by the continual, often repetitive assault of one's pelvis against the other's. This act can be carried out with or without clothes on, but is more effective when nude. If done properly, neither opponent should be able to stand.

In a pelvic fight it is difficult to determine the winner. The one standing at the end should be the winner. However, if done properly and unable to move or stand, the winner is the one who ends up on top or in the more dominant position you end up being in.

If there are more than two combatants in this pelvic fight, then you must have a process of elimination, similar to the Super Bowl's tournament methods, up til you have two combatants going for the gold.
Did you hear about Britney Spears ending up in the Mental Ward? I bet she'll miss all the random pelvic fights she used to get into.

The Thunder Down Under group must have several homosexual pelvic fighter champions of the world.
by Seilka Dracon February 6, 2008
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Fighting Gear

G'day Knackers, could I have some fighting gear for me steak please?
by Doodab March 5, 2025
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When witnessing a brave individual take on a difficult task. You say “hes got balls the size of a fighting dog”
A man took on three coppers, on arrest. hes got balls the size of a fighting dog
by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024
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sword fight

1)When two men use their penises(swords) too fight with each other until one of them decide to release their full might (their enemy will not be able to "cum" out of that one.)

2)When two men are together and they decided to have a fight with each other by urinating in a straight line and then making them as in their unrine(not sure how to spell) collude with one another. A new source of entrainment to whole new level
Wanna join in with me and Jeff's(meme) sword fight?
by XxPhantomGamingxx February 8, 2017
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sword fighting dildos

A particular star sign that looks like two lighted dildos sword fighting for world freedom as each star point lights up. An example of this poetic dance can be found after dark at the lighted sign outside Walli’s in Burton, Michigan.
Hey man, we’re meeting at the bar near the sword fighting dildos. You coming?!
by Corn & Rye November 26, 2022
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squirrel fight

Two men, aggressively rubbing their nuts together.
Me: “Hey you two, what are you doing !!”

Two nude men: “we’re having a squirrel fight !”
by GibbonLips August 3, 2024
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