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Chode Virus

If someone with a chode touches you, you have the “chode virus” and your sick will be the size of a 1x1 logo piece.
Damn Ryer you have the chode virus
by TheUrbanTales September 22, 2020
mugGet the Chode Virusmug.

chode

a person who identifies or acts as if they are a chicken in a coup
you are a chode
by henrydangerisfine February 3, 2025
mugGet the chodemug.

Chode Cut

Chode Cut: A vegetable cutting technique that slices vegetables into short, thick strips, similar to a julienne but with a reduced length (approximately 1/2 inch to 1 inch). It’s preferred for peppers and green beans to maintain a hearty bite and works well for carrots, squash, and zucchini, offering a balance of texture and even cooking in various preparations.
Chef Jeff really nailed the Chode Cut on the Haricots Verts. Thats not an easy task and too many people are afraid to try.
by Aoudad March 24, 2025
mugGet the Chode Cutmug.

chode jockey

A jokey of chode; one who rides chodes for a living; professional chode rider.

A person who likes to ride dick can be male or female.

Someone extremely obsessed with the chode
Did you see that chode jockey over there?
You are being a real chode jockey right now.

That hooker really knew how to take a dick, a real chode jockey .
Why are you such a chode jockey bro?
by Schlong Dong Silver March 20, 2022
mugGet the chode jockeymug.

chode

a penis that is wider than it is long.
jessica: oh show me that ten incher daddy
Antwon: ok here you go
jessica: OMG thats a chode, i thought u meant 10inches long not 10 inches wide
by #CPF #CHARLIE=SIMP FOR PEYTON December 14, 2021
mugGet the chodemug.

chode

A chode is a penis that is wider than it is long.
"hahaha my guy has a chode, so I dumped him"
by Dedoid jnr69 April 3, 2017
mugGet the chodemug.

Chode

A man like Matt Vilardebo who is too much of a coward to confront people in person so he makes silly little FB posts to garner sympathy and engagement from his non existent “top fans”
Ugh did you see Matt Vilardebo’s post.. what a Chode
by Fort Mill Mary March 16, 2025
mugGet the Chodemug.

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