You're a retard and your inability to think properly and being spitefully and gleefully obtuse has both wasted my time and has gotten a completely countable number of people killed. This is why you don't try to meet-out extra-judicial justice. I can still do it. Because I am not a retard.
Hym "You are not actually trying to test anything. What you SHOULD test is the full scope of your delusion. From here it looks immeasurable."
by Hym Iam March 1, 2025
Get the Testmug. When do you think your missus has cheated on you on a night out so just to be sure, you go down on her when she gets home
I was proper paranoid the wife had got with somebody else at her school reunion
Why?
She was proper horny when she got in so I made sure I did the taste test on her first, I don't want to end up with somebody else's come on my dick
How did that go?? Was she clean?
Yeah mate all good just smell a bit like warm piss
Why?
She was proper horny when she got in so I made sure I did the taste test on her first, I don't want to end up with somebody else's come on my dick
How did that go?? Was she clean?
Yeah mate all good just smell a bit like warm piss
by Le on January 26, 2022
Get the Taste testmug. Lady: what's a pillow test?
Man: if you scream, I'll put a pillow over head.
Lady: during sex?
Man: yes.
Lady: shut up?
Man: if you scream, I'll put a pillow over head.
Lady: during sex?
Man: yes.
Lady: shut up?
by -Duju April 12, 2021
Get the pillow testmug. The toilet roll test is at first a test of girth on an erect penis. If it's loose you'd best hope it comes out the other end to compensate
Blythe; So are you going to take him home from the bar? Gayle; Yes during the toilet roll test his erection bust open the toilet roll
by Gaybo_Spots November 20, 2023
Get the Toilet Roll Testmug. The act of your sexual partner inserting a finger into your anus, and you subsequently passing gas while still inserted; may be performed at any time not exclusive to receiving oral.
“Bro, sally stuck a finger in my ass the other day so I decided to give her the ol’ Shelby compression test!”
“Bud, you’re sick”
“Yeah, bet she doesn’t try that shit again”
“Bud, you’re sick”
“Yeah, bet she doesn’t try that shit again”
by Ligmamom September 16, 2021
Get the Shelby Compression Testmug.