when guys take out their erect penises and lay them on a tailgate to measure who has the bigger penis.
Lastnight Jim, Tony, and I had a tailgate test. Jim ended up having the biggest penis. Tony and I have the same size penis. Hey, atleast we tied for last!
by Johnny boy 386 March 4, 2019
Get the tailgate testmug. You're a retard and your inability to think properly and being spitefully and gleefully obtuse has both wasted my time and has gotten a completely countable number of people killed. This is why you don't try to meet-out extra-judicial justice. I can still do it. Because I am not a retard.
Hym "You are not actually trying to test anything. What you SHOULD test is the full scope of your delusion. From here it looks immeasurable."
by Hym Iam March 1, 2025
Get the Testmug. Derived from the Greek word κακό meaning a miserable thing invented by evil geniuses to torment unsuspecting souls. It is a test given to college students studying physics. For most, it has been known to be as bad as the Greek makes it out to be. However, the definition also means something that will be annihilated, aced, and have a curve set by those called "Keith."
by ThePoet23 March 6, 2017
Get the Thermodynamics Testmug. When your on the most important question on your test....and your stupid pencil rips through the page...-_-
by ripped test page March 12, 2020
Get the ripped test pagemug. When do you think your missus has cheated on you on a night out so just to be sure, you go down on her when she gets home
I was proper paranoid the wife had got with somebody else at her school reunion
Why?
She was proper horny when she got in so I made sure I did the taste test on her first, I don't want to end up with somebody else's come on my dick
How did that go?? Was she clean?
Yeah mate all good just smell a bit like warm piss
Why?
She was proper horny when she got in so I made sure I did the taste test on her first, I don't want to end up with somebody else's come on my dick
How did that go?? Was she clean?
Yeah mate all good just smell a bit like warm piss
by Le on January 26, 2022
Get the Taste testmug. 
