Testes are your butlers best friends , they give the butler the energy to answer the door like a nuclear physicist when some one visits.
Did you hear about whatsies testes getting Blown off? Oh how terrible , but at least he got some kind of group of friends from this. Ya know other butlers who don’t answer the door when ppl knock. Yeh great group of guys if they aren’t having a siesta in a straw hat. Yeh.
by Diahatsu labia February 20, 2025
Get the Testesmug. The one word all parents and children fear.
The one word that makes weekends full of anxiety.
The one word parents have to spend all their free time on.
The one word teachers like to torture students with.
The one word that makes weekends full of anxiety.
The one word parents have to spend all their free time on.
The one word teachers like to torture students with.
Student on Friday: Maybe I can get away with studying over the weekend and get a good grade. I know how to do exponents anyway.
Student on Monday: That was a great weekend! I forgot about my test. I got a 40. My mom will KILL me when she finds out. :D
Student on Monday: That was a great weekend! I forgot about my test. I got a 40. My mom will KILL me when she finds out. :D
by Don't Say Anything Buster May 24, 2022
Get the Testmug. 
The BDSM test from bdsmtest.org. The green preferences are what you're up to, the yellow ones are basically 50/50, and the red ones are a definite no.
A: Um... I've got all green on the stoplight test... What does that mean?
B: Means you're a perv
C: What are your stoplight test results?
D: What's that?
C: Are you into BDSM?
B: Means you're a perv
C: What are your stoplight test results?
D: What's that?
C: Are you into BDSM?
by Donoav February 7, 2025
Get the stoplight testmug. The act of #blind-dating a supposedly or in-theory hot girl with the intent of getting laid (and potentially leaving her in a very short term).
Me: hey dude, I'm gonna field-test Jackie next weekend. Hopefully she's as hot as she looks and will get the kill
by Machine1984 May 11, 2022
Get the field-testmug. The act of recieving a titty fuck but to replace the the titties with your best friend or brother's testicles
by Zach price August 4, 2021
Get the Teste ticklermug. When someone is blatantly lying, but you don't acknowledge it for fear of losing access to that person.
No matter how high or how frequent John scored on the Haberman Test, Lindsey would always be there for him.
by infjdesign December 29, 2018
Get the The Haberman Testmug.