Fuck Tard

Zachary.

Zachary is a complete and total fuck tard.

by WateryShoe August 12, 2023

e-tard

Somebody who thinks e-tolls are cool

The e-tard was dutifully queueing to pay his e-toll bill

by Johannesie June 6, 2018

slop tard

someone that is a whore, slut, slore, etc. possibly carries many infections; also is not the brightest crayon in the box.

Man1: Dude I slept with that girl last night, and now I think I have the clap!
Man2: Sucks bro, you slept with a slop tard.

by lalalaman1111111932028 September 23, 2012

bama tard

A redneck hick, usually with 2 teeth, big beer belly who marries and reproduces with their cousin and thinks their college football team is gods gift to mankind which in reality is full of gangsters/thugs and bought players under the devil a.k.a nick "Lucifer" sabban

"Roll tide" has got to be the dumbest saying on the planet and why have a dumb ass elephant for a mascot.....idiots!
Will also claim championships they dont have

"Did you see that bama tard at the game yesterday"
-ya unfortunately, noone likes a bama tard!

by Koolcat55 May 17, 2019

‘tard

A shortened way of saying mustard from Cincinnati, Ohio

Initially made up in 1963, ‘tard is used all over Ohio now to tell everyone about their favorite hotdog condiment!

I put some ‘tard on my dog

by ClownJuice April 27, 2022

Tard-muffin

When Someone lacks so much Intelligence or someone who is Cluelessly dumb with their actions.

Jacob Finnerty you’re a tard-muffin !

by ihateyuppies06 August 8, 2024

E-tard

An E-tard is anyone who is really, really, really....really far behind on the technology. (i.e. can't use a computer, can't text well, etc.)

Person A: Hey man, wheres you're ride?
Person B: Probably still on his way...
A: Why's that?
B: My dad's an E-tard, he doesnt know how to text, and I don't want to call him...

by werepyre007 February 19, 2010